Yknow when you let someone use one of your Good Pens™️ and theyre like “this is a really good pen” like 👀👌🏾i know and im watching u bicth
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they/them i am unmotivated and terrible at adulting and would very much like to go back to sleep at any given moment.
Yknow when you let someone use one of your Good Pens™️ and theyre like “this is a really good pen” like 👀👌🏾i know and im watching u bicth
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What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met
You sure girl?
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TIL in the 1900’s tampons were soaked in opium and belladonna to relieve pain and relax the vagina.
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Let’s bring this back
Me in 1906 lying luxuriously on a chaise lounge w my pussy fully lost in the sauce
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America investigates the cause of turmoil in the Middle East (2018, colorized)
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reblog if ur a real ice eater
keep rebloggin fake ice eaters r gettin mad
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a concept: a bus, but horizontal
i have to do all the work around here
I don’t know why but I was picturing this:
He had to fight his way to the top
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